This guy. Deuce. Answers to Douche Bag, Deuce Bigalow – Male Jiggalo, DB, Asshole, ETC. Often hearing impaired. Somehow picks up the word “TREAT” EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I guess it’s something about the pitch? Lover of everyone and everything. Has no regard for human fingers when given a treat. Likely steps on feet on purpose. Will nibble on something foul or deceased at dog beach and lick you immediately after. On the mouth if you’ll allow it. Counter Surfer. Chihuahua squasher. Derpy AF. Will pee on rocks instead of grass if instructed (as not to kill Grandma’s lawn). Ornery. Stubborn. Showboater. Good eater. woMan’s Best Friend.